Boastful Texas Police Get Roasted For Bragging About Underwhelming Drug Bust

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mattstaff
Apr 19, 2019 12:00 AM EDT

Over the weekend an excited police department in Texas decided to post about their recent bust in Fort Bend County, where they seized some serious paraphernalia. Call it home, folks, this is a story meant for the big screen! You better believe people were ready to bring the roasts on Twitter. And they did not disappoint. 

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    FBC Constable, Pct.3 @FBCConstable3 Follow While conducting a traffic stop, Deputy Stillabower confiscated a grinder and 2 glass pipes. Driver was cited for Possession of Paraphernalia. Proud of all Pct 3 Deputies! LEDGE SHAR
    via @FBCConstable3
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    Table - gummi @pinkestgummi Follow Replying to @FBCConstable3 POLICE
    via @FBCConstable3
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    Text - music reviews mcgee Follow @theneedledrop Replying to @FBCConstable3 True American heroes.
    via @FBCConstable3
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    Text - Rey Aureo and 68 others Follow @Aero_Two Replying to @FBcConstable3 I'm getting second hand embarassment
    via @FBCConstable3
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    Text - Ariana Grandier Follow @baalhisses Replying to @FBCConstable3 Wow two whole pipes the cartels are done for
    via @FBCConstable3
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    Text - Jack Follow @Sentinel997 Replying to @FBCConstable3 Wow look who just saved the "war on drugs"... GREAT WAY TO WASTE TAX DOLLARS!!
    via @FBCConstable3
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    Text - Wander Woman Follow @WanderWomanPhD Replying to @FBCConstable3 I wish y'all would stop harassing my grandma.
    via @FBCConstable3
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    Text - Zackary Kelley @zakelley90 Follow Replying to @FBCConstable3 Wow pls someone get the movie rights for this wow this is huge
    via @FBCConstable3

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